If you haven’t heard, there’s been a new Star Wars movie. Oh, and some streaming show featuring a cute green creature and an armored dude. So, of course, Nick Hayden and Timothy Deal are digging into these two new Star Wars adventures like Jawas into a Mudhorn egg.

You may have thought you’d heard everyone and their brother’s opinion on The Rise of Skywalker and The Mandalorian, but you were wrong. Listen. Here. Now. Finally.

We have spoken.